Tuesday, October 18, 2005

I Will Survive

Thanks to a friend for this.... this is for those of you who are straight.... you have my empathy and sympathy.
-S



SING IN TUNE TO " I WILL SURVIVE "


*clap your hands above your head again and again like at a concert*


*tap your foot to the beat*



Now sing it loud girls...

Bring it on!

*rocking head*



At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you
on. . .

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a
French fry,
I should have known that it was bullshit,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in
those jeans.

Go on now go, Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only
4,
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size
doesn't count.

(Chorus)

I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud,

But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all
your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multi
speed,

Go on now go, Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only
4,
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size
doesn't count.
HEY, HEY