Friday, July 01, 2005

Sick Day Cure

This is horrible. But, I admit I laughed. Got this from someone.

Sick Day

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I
really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come

The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."...