Friday, July 15, 2005

Been There, Done That?

Decided to copy a list that I saw on someone's Xanga site and do my own version. Numerous people have done their version of this questionaire on their blogs and xanga sites. The list has been slightly revised and personalized. Feel free to do your own spoof or spin-off.

Check what you've done

Been Naughty?
Smoked a cigarette - Yup
Smoked a cigar - Yup
Made out with a member of the same sex - Yup
Made out with a memeber of the opposite sex - Yup
Snuck out of my parent's house- Yup
Cheated while playing a game - As a kid, yes
Been arrested - Never
Been in jail - Never
Shoplifted (a cherry) - Nope (can't even "taste" a fruit or candy at the store)
Crashed a friend's car - Nope
Stolen a car - No way! Never will.
Been in a fist fight - Nope
Been fired - Never
Purposely set a part of myself on fire - No way (that's nuts)
Used a fake id - Nope
Ran a red light - Yes (guilty look)
Ran through a stop sign - Yes (another guilty look)
Been pulled over by the police - Yes (for doing a Georgian roll through a stop sign. Got only a warning written on the back of my registration which I later scribbled over. Another time was for changing lanes too frequently during an icy night while friend and I tried to decide which place to get sodas from)
Witnessed a crime - Yes (i.e., a mother put things in her toddler's clothes at Kmart)
Made porn - Nope. And never will.

People, People
Lied to a friend - Yes
Been lonely - Yes
Been tickled - Yes
Been robbed - Yes (in dorm and at camp only)
Been misunderstood - Yes
Felt like an outcast - Yes (primarily thanks to hearing people sometimes when I was younger)
Have a Britney Spears CD - Heck no
Forgotten someone's name - Yes (oops, sorry)
Been threatened to be kicked out of your house - Yes (for being a lesbian)
Been kicked out your house - Yes, for being a lesbian
Been stopped on the street by a stranger who complimented you - Yes

What's Love Got to Do With It?
Been dumped - Unfortunately yes
Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back - Yes
Made out with a stranger - Yes
Gone on a blind date - No. I'm open to blind dates.
Had a crush on a teacher - Yes
Had a crush on one of your friends - Yes
Slept with a co-worker - No
Been in love - I thought so before, but now nope. I know better now.
Been in an abusive relationship - Unfortunately, yes.
Questioned your heart - Yes (thanks to that abusive relationship)
Love someone or miss someone right now - Most definitely YES
Been kissed under a mistletoe - No (Only my wife will do that)
Watched the sun rise with someone you care about - Yes
Told a complete stranger you loved them - Nope
Kissed a mirror - No
Had a dream that you married someone - No
Have a good idea of what kind of wedding you'd like - Yes
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger - Definitely yes, many times
Cried yourself to sleep over someone you thought you loved - Yes

Where in the World Have You Been?

Been to Europe - No. (I will someday. That's for sure!)
Been to Asia - No (I will someday. That's for sure!)
Been to Africa - No (I will someday. That's for sure!)
Been to Australia - No
Been to South America - No (I will someday. That's for sure!)
Been to Mexico - Nope (On my destination list for sure)
Been to Alaska - Nope (and, not interested in going)
Been to Hawaii - Yes
Been to Canada - Yes (Montreal)
Been to California - Yes
Been to Florida - Yes (am a Floridan coastal whore; love beach hopping)
Been to Texas - Yes (lived there before)
Been to Iowa - Yes
Been to anywhere else in the Midwest - No
Been lost - Yuppers
Been to the opposite side of the country - Yes
Driven across the country from coast to coast - No
Swam in the ocean - Yes (both coasts plus the Gulf)

Weathering It
Felt an earthquake - Nope, and I don't want to altho my bro says it's nothing
Been in a hurricane - Yes, few times
Been struck by a lighting - No
Seen a thunder/lighting struck something - Yes
Watched a cloud-to-cloud thunderstorm - Yes
Seen a water tornado - No
Experienced a tornado - No
Been warned about an incoming tornado - No
Been snowed in - Yes

Good Old School Days
Skipped school - Never
Gotten detention hall - Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school - Yes (shhh!)
Sneaked out of the dorm after curfew/during evening fire drills - Yes
Been suspended from school - Never
Made the Dean's List - Yes
Made the Honor Rolls - Yes
Played sports - Yes (volleyball, softball, basketball, soccer)
Acted in a school play - Yes
Screamed penis in class - No way!
Cussed at a teacher directly - Nope
Worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say - Yes (on Halloween)
Been a cheerleader - No. Was too busy playing games to be one
Consider cheerleading a sport - Damn yes!
Cheated on a test - Yes, during 3rd grade for a math quiz

Sickness, Death & Dying
Seen someone die - No
Seen an animal die - Unfortunately yes (my dear family dog)
Taken painkillers - Yes (Bless Vicodins!)
Felt like dying - Yes
Actually been in state of dying - Yes
Been in a coma - Yes
Been in the hospital - Yes
Been in the hospital during your birthday - Yes
Have all wisdom teeth removed - Yes
Had braces - Yes (clear ones for 1 1/2 years)
Have scars - Yes
Broken a bone - Yes
Had surgery - Yes
Been in a car accident - Yes, a minor one, while riding a cab (substained nice ass bruise)

Going Places
Been on a plane - Yes
Been kayaking - Yes
Gone canoeing - Yes
Gone white water rafting - Yes
Gone boogey-boarding - Yes
Been snowboarding - No (on my life goal list tho)
Gone sledding - Yes
Gone snow/water tubing - Yes to both
Jumped off a bridge - No
Gone skydiving - Yes
Gone bungee jumping - Heck NO!
Gone reverse bungee jumping - Yes
Gone skycoasting - Yes
Gone jet-skiing - Yes
Gone water-skiing - Yes
Gone skiing (snow) - Yes
Gone rollerskating - Yes
Gone rollerblading - Yes
Gone parasailing - No
Swung on a rope off a cliff and into water - Yes

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Thrown up in a bar – Thank goodness no
Thrown up at a friend's home - Unfortunately yes
Slept naked - Yes
French braided someone's hair - Yes
Gone skinny dippin in an ocean - Yes
Gone skinny dippin in a lake - Yes
Gone skinny dippin in a pool - Yes
Been moshing at a concert - No
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by - For as long as I can remember, yes
Made a snow angel - Yes (even as an adult...never too old to make one)
Had a tea party - Yes
Flown a kite - yes
Built a sand castle - Yes (even won sand castle/sculpture contests)

Gone puddle jumping - Most definitely yes - all my life!
Played dress up - Yes
Jumped into a pile of leaves - Yes
Gone swinging recently at a local playground - Yes
Slept beneath the stars - Yes
Eaten Sushi - No. (Don't eat any seafood and don't like seaweed)
Watched the sunset - Yes (from different parts of country, including Hawaii)
Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night - Yes
Danced in the moonlight - Yes
Danced in the rain - Yes (Kate, remember our dance in the wood?)
Pole danced - Yes
Paid for a meal with only coins – Only at McDonalds do I have the guts to do this
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't - Yes
Made prank phone calls - Yes (during middle school years)
Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose - yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue - Yes
Danced in the rain - Yes

Written a letter to Santa Claus - Yes
Blown bubbles - Yes
Played cops and robbers - No
Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers - Yes
Sung (signed) karaoke - No
Picked and ate an apple right off the tree - Yes, at Grandpa's farm
Climbed a tree - Yes
Had a tree house - No
Worn pearls - Yes
Ate dog/cat food - Yes
Sang in the shower - Yes
Have a little black dress - Yes
Glued your hand to something - As a kid, yes

Cut your own hair - Yes (my ponytails in first grade when I really wanted short hair and mom said no)
Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole - Nope
Had/have body piercing besides your ears - Yes (belly button - before)
Have a tattoo(s) - No
Worn the opposite sexes clothes - Yes
Made a bonfire on the beach - Yes (if you count helping)
Built a campfire - Yes, many times
Crashed a party - Yes
Squished barefoot through the mud - Oh yes!
Sat on a roof top - Yup (heck, I sat on the top last night watching the sunset)
Screamed at the top of your lungs - Yes
Done a one-handed cartwheel - Yes (a long long time ago)

Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours - Yes (before AIM)
Stayed up all night - Yes
Had a wish come true - Yes
Have more than 30 pairs of shoes - No (not materialistic or fashion-loving enough to do that)
Gone streaking - No
Played ding-dong-ditch - No (I don't even know what the heck this game is)
Played chicken - Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on - Oh yes!
Had deja vu - Yes
Hated the way you look - Yes (as a teen on and off)
Been obsessed with post-it notes - Nope (such a strange fixation)
Didn't take a shower for a week - Yes
Are scared to watch scary movies - Nope. They're usually funnier than scarier for me
Believed in ghosts - Sometimes

Laughed so hard you cried - Yes
Laughed so hard you farted - Yes
Laughed so hard you snorted - Many times (even during a staff meeting!)
Cried so hard you laughed - No
Mooned/flashed someone - No
Had someone moon/flash you - Yes (gotta thank MSSD and Erik for that)
Been easily amused - Yes

Living Moving Critters
Touched a snake - Yes
Petted a reindeer/goat - Both - Yes
Like spiders - No (am TERRIFIED of them)
Humped a monkey - No way!
Ridden an elephant - Yes (only in the circus)
Ridden a llama - No (not that I can recall)
Eaten an insect or worm - No way!
Been stung by a bee - Yes, and am allergic!
Been bitten by a spider - Yes - again, allergic
Stung by a ray - Nope
Fed dolphins - Yes
Fed rays - Yes
Fed seals - Yes
Fed Rainbow Lory birds - Yes
Fed butterflies - Yes
Had a pet dog - Yes (all my life)
Had a pet cat - Yes (all my life)
Had pet fish - Yes
Had amphibian pets - Nope
Had a pet bird - No
Had a spider pet - Never ever and never will
Kissed a fish - Nope
Swallowed a live goldfish - Nope (not on a dare or for a soritory)
Caught a butterfly - Yes
Caught a frog - Yes
Caught a bee - Yes
Caught a fish then ate it – No. I always returned them to the water.
Caught a caterpillar - Yes