Monday, April 18, 2005

No Salmon in Dasani's Water

What's up with Dasani's latest commercial? They have this person dressed up in an elementary-school type bear costume with his face painted on, holding a Dasani bottle and talking about how there's no Salmon in Dasani water. Since when did we start caring about the fish that swam in the water before it was bottled for us to drink?

*news flash*

Living creatures have been residing in water for eons. So, why should it matter now that we need to know that there weren't any salmons swimming in the water source before being bottled for Dasani? What if there were trouts instead? or even tadpoles?

*gasp*

Get a grip.

Fire that ad agency and get a new commercial storyline to sell Dasani.