Tuesday, August 10, 2004

If You're Ever Stuck...

If you're ever stuck with how to explain to your child how s/he was born, here's a modern version of the birds and bees story that might make more sense to them in this age of modern technology.

SON SAYS:* Daddy, how was I born? *DAD SAYS:* Ah, well, my
son, one day you will need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in
a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met
at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother
downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload,
it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was
too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little
virus appeared.